tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post8154240631573954357..comments2009-04-03T22:09:32.349-05:00Patrick Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04471858995477729220noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-25415758855868817262009-04-03T22:09:00.000-05:002009-04-03T22:09:00.000-05:00Theory goes, Bob, that it's hard to get kicked in the nutsies when the bad guy is bent double with his head twisted, getting pounded with the free fist. But I guess you still have to watch for stray limbs in the crotch.<BR/><BR/>I like your sense of style. You'll get a kick out of my post on my bad tux experience...<BR/><BR/>http://www.mokurendojo.com/2008/05/substa-tux.htmlPatrick Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04471858995477729220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-85250239147207134882009-04-03T21:44:00.000-05:002009-04-03T21:44:00.000-05:00Clip-on tie for safety. Clip-on white tie with tails for ultimate tacky. Be sure to wear white sox to be completely tacky from a/h to appetite. Pull/twist hair at the temple(s) and get kicked in the cojones.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09454154029162159287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-43113644360941762552009-04-02T09:37:00.000-05:002009-04-02T09:37:00.000-05:00Too short.<BR/> Too thin.<BR/> Too gray ...Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09699550034693340637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-4061442018205042472009-04-01T20:28:00.000-05:002009-04-01T20:28:00.000-05:00Why diasppointed, Rick, because your hair is too short, or because the bad guy will be left holding your hairpiece looking stupid?<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>Yeah, security types should never wear a tie for the same reason superheroes should never wear capes.Patrick Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04471858995477729220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-28612986808361165442009-04-01T20:03:00.000-05:002009-04-01T20:03:00.000-05:00Try pulling my hair and you'll be sorely disappointed.<BR/><BR/>Having said that, many years ago, I worked in security in a hotel. I worked midnights which meant I was one of the guys who patrolled the bar and shut it down at night, etc.<BR/><BR/>We were required to wear suit and tie, which I hated. I always wore a clip on tie.<BR/><BR/>Well, one night a fight breaks out in the bar, and my partner and I try to break it up. The guy I'm trying to handle that he wants to fight with me, and grabs my tie!<BR/><BR/>So he's staring at it in his hand while I lock him up and pin him.Rickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09699550034693340637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-78095763969938639792009-04-01T10:28:00.000-05:002009-04-01T10:28:00.000-05:00Love the title of this post. <BR/><BR/>We instruct that the best way to pull hair is to grab and twist. Never gave much thought to placement...rather...grab what is available. After reading your post, I am going to make sure I point out that hair pulling at the temple hurts a lot more. Thanks.Michelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04317845403611730397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-33861157667651192242009-04-01T10:10:00.000-05:002009-04-01T10:10:00.000-05:00Its a good day to be a bald guy, thats for sure :)<BR/><BR/>chopschopsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-19549033791751269292009-04-01T09:44:00.000-05:002009-04-01T09:44:00.000-05:00Hmmm....girl-fighting for boys! Ha! That's great, though - it hurts like heck. Who knew there was "technique" to hair pulling?Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18034283547675713842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30500538.post-17840753132838635402009-04-01T09:16:00.000-05:002009-04-01T09:16:00.000-05:00Oh my God, is that evil!Flintstonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04781428294769205011noreply@blogger.com